Maddog is known for his action, not his accuracy.

HOT GIRL UPDATE:

I don't think I've mentioned the Hot Girl yet. Yesterday, on my way to work, I saw a hot girl going down the stairs of my building. She was leaving the third floor apartment, heading down with a man, who I presume is her father. Their arms were empty. I grabbed my bike from its spot and went to the curb, where I noticed the Hot Girl again, only this time she and her father were carrying stuff into the building. Very clearly moving in, right? I immediately sent Jay a text, calling dibs.

Later, chatting with Ken, I mentioned the Hot Girl, and he claimed that the people upstairs hadn't moved out yet, and the girl I saw was the girl who lived there all year. I maintained that I had seem the old girl before, and I didn't recognize the Hot Girl, ergo, not the same person. Discussion ensued.

Tonight, while taking out the trash, some guy I didn't know was coming in the building. I introduced myself, and found out his name is Gil, and he just moved into the third apartment with three other people. Now, this is where it gets dicey. One of three things is going on: One, Hot Girl lives with Gil and some other guys. Not unheard of; in fact, the people who had the apartment last year were three guys and a girl. Two, Hot Girl is Gil's (or another of the roommates') live-in girlfriend. Certainly the Occam's Razor solution. Finally, the third option is that I was wrong and Hot Girl was moving out and no girls, hot or otherwise, live upstairs. Clearly, I don't think it's the third option. Further investigation is warranted.